just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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