69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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