I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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