he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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