So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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