someone threw a dead crab at me
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you win again, gameday.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I just googled if crying burns calories
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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