i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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