so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You can't motorboat a personality
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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