the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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