That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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