Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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