worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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