We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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