I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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