i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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