You really coming over, don't trick.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
