So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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