My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
