stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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