East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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