It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
