she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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