We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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