everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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