Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
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