Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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