marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm really into asian looking animals
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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