Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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