Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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