I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Well I just put wine in my tea
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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