What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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