Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
