At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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