I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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