Someone shit on the floor
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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