Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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