dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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