i wish peter jackson would direct porn
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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