i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Houston, we have a blender
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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