this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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