HIV tests are more positive than that guy
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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