Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
