I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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