Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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