Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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