4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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