Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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