that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
