you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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