Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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