went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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