Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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