That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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