i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My bed smells like the plague
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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