she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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