I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
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