I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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