So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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