I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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