Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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